Iridescent Colored Coffee

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Iridescent coloured coffee was a drink offered by Campisi to new members of the Acorn Cafe, as well as anyone else willing to partake of the proverbial apple from the Tree of Knowledge.


  • Campisi, himself a self-proclaimed neutral despite arguably being an Anti to an extent reminiscent of Julie Bihn, began to use the sword (which was recovered from the Insane Gadget Plushie, who had somehow shrunk it to the size of a letter opener) to create drinks that he hoped would inspire similar feelings in the new posters he offered them to. The magic powers imparted by the sword gave the drink a haunting, seemingly radioactive iridescent hue, the exact colour of which determined by the ingredients in the beverage. This was meant purely in jest, and more often than not the joke proceeded that another Rangerphile would warn the newbie not to drink it "or suffer a horrible fate". This was also meant in jest.
  • Since the banning of Campisi from the Acorn Cafe the iridescent coffee has had few appearances, possibly out of fear of the terrible cost of misusing coffee with such otherworldly power.