Van Man

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About

Van Man

May 30 1977

Van Man was born on the west coast of California at an unknown location inside of an alien space craft.

His nickname is taken from Steven Spielberg's “E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial” movie end credits.

He is a brown mouse with blue eyes and black hair. His clothing matches Chip's so he can attract a blonde girl mouse some day.

The Spirit of the RMS Titanic

A blonde girl mouse was born on May 31, 1981, in Belfast, Ireland. She is to be known as "Titanic" by her family.

Timeline

1912: RMS Titanic sinks on April 15, with great loss of life.

1977: Van Man was born in California at an unknown location inside of a UFO. His mother was an alien/mouse hybrid. He was put into an incubator because his fur was turning yellow. He stayed in California for 4 days and was sent to Area 51 where he had lived until the age of 18.

1981: Titanic's birth at Belfast, Ireland.

1983: Fraggle Rock debuts on HBO.

1985: At 8 years old, Van Man started his interest on the RMS Titanic when the wreckage was found in September.

1987: Fraggle Rock TV series ended.

1989: Van Man was 12 years old when the Rescue Rangers was established.

1993: Van Man met Gadget at Go-Coaster at Toontown, Disneyland.

1995: Van Man left Area 51 at age 18 to finish high school in Ohio.

1996: Van Man graduated from high school.

1998: Titanic movie won Best Picture.

2004: Van Man joined the Acorn Cafe in New York City in January.

2008: Van Man starts dating his girlfriend, Titanic.

2011: Writing started on his Titanic and Close Encounters of the Third Kind project.

2012: Writing will be completed with pictures. Titanic movie is to be re-released into theaters in 3-D in April.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Van Man: Dale, why don't you consider getting to bed a little early tonight? You wouldn't want to miss a visit from the IQ fairy.

Chapter 3

[The course map has just fallen on Van Man's head.] Van Man: Boom-Boom? Da sign go bang-bang here.

Chapter 4

[Van Man is in the rough trying to get his ball out while Dale watches on from a far distance.]

Van Man: [shouting] Dale! Keep your eye on da ball!

[Pause.]

Dale: [shouting] Right!

[Van Man swings and misses.]

Dale: [shouting] Was that a stroke?

Van Man: [shouting] No! When you hit da ball, it's a stroke! Dat was just practice!

Dale: [shouting] Right!

[Van Man swings and misses again.]

Dale: [shouting] Another practice?

Van Man: [shouting] Shut up!

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Inside one of the larger cubicles, which had been designed to resemble a small chapel, a strange service was taking place. Twelve men, in red jumpsuits, holding helmets, with life-support packs on their backs, were kneeling in front of another man dressed in a white jumpsuit.

"May the Lord be praised at all times," the priest intoned.

"My God grant us a happy journey," the astronauts responded.

"Lord, show us your ways." "And lead us along your path."

"By the guidance of a star, grant these pilgrims, we pray, a happy journey and peaceful days so that with Your divine angel as their guide they may reach their destination..."

In another cubicle, Van Man was now dressing in a red jumpsuit similar to the astronauts'. He caught sight of the twelve astronauts filing out of the chapel , and then he and the master of the ceremonies left their cubicle and joined the procession. The procession was now surrounded by dozens of little visitors, chittering and blinking. Obviously, they wanted the line to halt.

Two of the humanoids entwined themselves around Van Man and separated him from the others. Then they left him standing there alone, as if free to make up his mind.

Van Man turned and took the first step forward. Then he started walking slowly, then faster toward the ship's negative gravity zone, and the fiery lighted opening.