Van Man

From RangerWiki
Revision as of 21:16, 2 May 2011 by Van Man (Talk | contribs) (Chapter 2)

Jump to: navigation, search

About

Van Man

May 30 1977

Van Man was born on the west coast of California at an unknown location inside of an alien space craft.

His nickname is taken from Steven Spielberg's “E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial” movie end credits.

He is a brown mouse with blue eyes and black hair. His clothing matches Chip's so he can attract a blonde girl mouse some day.

The Spirit of the RMS Titanic

A blonde girl mouse was born on May 31, 1981, in Belfast, Ireland. She is to be known as "Titanic" by her family.

Introduction

Van Man buys some TV air time.

Chapter 1

Van Man: Ding fries are done ding fries are done ding fries are done ding fries are done

I gotta run I gotta run I gotta run I gotta run

I work at Burger King making flame-broiled whoppers I wear paper hats

Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that?

Ding fries are done ding fries are done ding fries are done ding fries are done

I gotta run I gotta run I gotta run I gotta run

Don't touch the fries in hot fat it really hurts bad and so do skin graphs

Would you like an apple pie with that? Would you like an apple pie with that?

Wait for the bell Can't hear the bell Where is the bell Wait for the bell

Ding fries are done Diiing friiies are dooone

Chapter 2

Van Man inherits $500,000 from his dead uncle. There is one catch. According to the will, he has to get married.

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

[Van Man falls through the door and breaks it down by accident. Chip and Dale help Van Man get up]

Chip: Get up there!

Dale: What happened, kid?

Van Man: Can I help it if I'm not her boyfriend? [collapses on the floor]

[Chip and Dale quickly grab Van Man and pull him up. Titanic walks down the hallway and sees Van Man. She runs up to him]

Titanic: Oh, Van Man! Are you alright?

Van Man: Oh, I’m fine.

[Van Man collapses on the floor again. Chip, Dale and Titanic help Van Man up]

Van Man: [to Dale] All I wanted to do was propose, but---

Titanic: [grabs Van Man] Propose!! Oh, Van Man, this is so sudden! [hugs Van Man]

Chip: You mean, you’ll really marry him?

Titanic: Oh, of course. He’s my little old dream boat! [plays with Van Man’s hair]

Van Man: Your little dream boat is sailing [makes a ship horn noise] Hooo! Hooo! [walks away]

Chip: [grabs Van Man] Wait a minute. You’re gonna sail away from a half a million bucks? We only got two hours left. Come on! Get goin’!

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10