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| − | == About ==
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| − | '''Van Man'''
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| − | '''May 30 1977'''
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| − | Van Man was born on the west coast of California at an unknown location inside of an alien space craft.
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| − | His nickname is taken from Steven Spielberg's “E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial” movie end credits.
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| − | He is a brown mouse with blue eyes and black hair. His clothing matches Chip's so he can attract a blonde girl mouse some day.
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| − | A blonde girl mouse was born on May 31, 1981, in Belfast, Ireland. She is to be known as "Titanic" by her family.
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| − | ==Introduction==
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| − | Van Man buys some TV air time. (He is on TV, is writing on a clipboard, then hands it to a woman standing next to him)
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| − | Van Man: Thank you. (She walks offscreen as Van Man addresses the camera)Hi, I'm Van Man. You know there's an issue facing many Americans today that concerns a great number of us. According to Gallop Polls: 1 in 12 Americans is unaware that my species do not exist. I for one, dream of an America where my species do exist.
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| − | == Chapter 1 ==
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| − | Van Man:
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| − | I gotta run
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| − | I work at Burger King making flame-broiled whoppers I wear paper hats
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| − | Would you like an apple pie with that?
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| − | Don't touch the fries in hot fat it really hurts bad and so do skin graphs
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| − | Wait for the bell
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| − | Can't hear the bell
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| − | Where is the bell
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| − | Wait for the bell
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| − | == Chapter 2 ==
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| − | Van Man inherits $500,000 from his dead uncle. There is one catch. According to the will, he has to get married.
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| − | == Chapter 3 ==
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| − | Sandra "Sandy" Cheeks (born November 17, 1987) is a female squirrel and is notable for her Texan characteristics, knowledge of karate and science. Sandy come from the state of Texas and exhibits many characteristics of a stereotypical "cowgirl" character. She speaks with a heavy southern accent, and uses typical southern slang words and phrases I can't reveal here. She is very fond of her homeland and its culture in which she grows homesick for it and considers leaving California to return to Texas.
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| − | == Chapter 4 ==
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| − | == Chapter 5 ==
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| − | == Chapter 6 ==
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| − | == Chapter 7 ==
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| − | == Chapter 8 ==
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| − | == Chapter 9 ==
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| − | == Chapter 10 ==
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