User:Kandei-chan
Synopsis
Part 1
The title character has childhood difficulty but develops a good palate for cheese. This leads to a preference for dark satire, comedy-drama, and foods that look and smell repulsive but taste good once you try them.
Part 2
Meets nice Jewish boy. They discuss mice.
Part 3
Title character and nice Jewish boy decide to marry to facilitate more detailed discussion of mice.
Part 4
Life is good. Everyone makes sushi, and Grimlock blasts an aghast Megatron into submission while stating with his usual directness, "You wrong! And you ugly, too."
Characters
Kandei-chan
Isajii
Hamsters
Quotes
" -'hot wheels' -lightspeed -lassie -'down under' -squirrels -'nes cheats' "
"Gadget drinks machine oil. There, I've said it."
"I need a quote. What's the funniest thing I've ever said - no no. What's the funniest clean thing I've ever said? Forget it."
Trivia
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