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Revision as of 01:38, 17 March 2011
Contents
About
Van Man
May 30 1977
Van Man was born on the west coast of California at an unknown location inside of an alien space craft.
His nickname is taken from Steven Spielberg's “E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial” movie end credits.
He is a brown mouse with blue eyes and black hair. His clothing matches Chip's so he can attract a blonde girl mouse some day.
The Spirit of the RMS Titanic
A blonde girl mouse was born on May 31 in Belfast, Ireland. She is to be known as "Titanic" by her family.
Ghost Story
Creep Scala & Kolacny Brothers: The Social Network
When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world I wish I was special So very special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the heck am I doing here? I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts I wanna have control I wanna a perfect body I wanna a perfect soul I want you to notice When I'm not around You're so very special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the heck am I doing here? I don't belong here.
She's running out again She's running out She run, run, run, run Run
Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want So very special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the heck am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't belong me
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Vern: Geez, Van. Why couldn't you have gotten breakfast stuff? Like Twinkies and Pez and Root Beer?
Van Man: Sorry, Vern. I guess a more experienced shopper could have gotten more for your seven dollars.
Chapter 4
[Chris drags Van Man behind the building to show him his gun]
Van Man: What kind of gun is that?
Chapter 5
Van Man goes into an unoccupied Fox Den.
Van Man: Why can't I be a famous writer? Like Stephen King?
Chapter 6
Chris: You're gonna be a great writer someday, Van. You might even write about us guys if you ever get hard-up for material.
Van Man:[wiping away his tears] Guess I'd have to be pretty hard-up, huh?
Chapter 7
Teddy: That was the all-time tornado dodge! Too cool! Vern, you were so scared you looked like that fat guy, Abbott Costello, when he saw the mummy.
Chapter 8
The Writer: (voiceover) The twister had knocked Ray Brower out of his Keds the same way it had knocked the life out of his body.
[after being handed the gun]
Van Man: Is it loaded?
Chris: No way! What do you think I am?
[gun goes off]
Van Man and Chris: Whoa!
Chapter 9
Ace: You got two choices. You leave quietly, we take the body. Or, you can stay, we beat you up, we take the body.
Van Man is pointing his gun at Ace and his gang.
Ace: What are you gonna do? Shoot us all?
Van Man: No, Ace. Just you.
Van Man fired the gun in the air as a warning shot of the approaching funnel clouds.
Ace and his gang ran away.
He'd seen many tornadoes over the years, so he wasn't afraid, but remained cautious. Van Man said he was transfixed by the twister, and he held his position until it was directly overhead.
Once inside the swirling cloud, Van Man said that everything was "as still as death." He reported smelling a strong gassy smell and had trouble breathing. When he looked up, he saw the circular opening directly overhead, and estimated it to be roughly 50 to 100 feet in diameter and about a half a mile high. The rotating cloud walls were made clearly visible by constant bursts of lighting. He also noticed a lot of smaller tornadoes forming and breaking free, making a loud hissing noise. The tornado then passed.
Chapter 10
Van Man then heard a loud rumbling followed by complete silence. The walls began to shake, and to his surprise, his roof was ripped away and thrown into the woods nearby. At this point, he looked up to find the tornado directly overhead. He described the inside as a smooth wall of clouds, with smaller twisters swirling around the inside before breaking free. Once again, non-stop lightning created a bluish light enabling him to see everything clearly. And then, just like that, the tornado passed and the sky turned sunny.
The Writer: (voiceover) [referring to Chris] Although I hadn't seen him in more than ten years, I know I'll miss him forever.
The Writer: (voiceover) [typing on computer] I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was 21.
